Gia and Vern munch on some sushi

Gia: My mouth is an ocean of saliva. Here it comes, my favourite, avocado and eel. Pass the wasabi and soy sauce before I flood the restaurant.

Vern: Control yourself, Gia. I didn't realise you would get so excited about eating snake and raw fish. I don't think I can stomach anything other than a cucumber roll. Wait a minute, is that one still moving?

Gia: It sure is. That's the head of the freshly cut rock lobster. It proves that the meat is super fresh and has a wicked garnish to boot.

Vern: You've got to be joking. Pass the sake. I'm going to need some help to get through this meal. There isn't anything else coming that can injure me, is there?

Gia: The puffer fish is unavailable tonight, so I suggest you relax, loosen your belt and live a little.

1. What is happening with Gia and her mouth?

a. It is filling up with saltwater.

b. It is filling up with saliva.

c. She is trying to breathe while swimming.

d. She is preaching redemption.

2. Which word best describes how Vern feels about eating raw fish and eel?

a. angry

b. patient

c. nervous

d. ready

3. What is the usual reason for a garnish to food?

a. To prove how wicked the chef can be.

b. To decorate or add flavor to the food being served.

c. To add disproportionate cost to a dish.

d. To give bored prep cooks something to do.

4. Why does Vern ask for the sake (rice wine)?

a. He needs some courage to eat some of the sushi.

b. He has a bit of a drinking problem.

c. He is going to evaluate its bouquet.

d. He needs something to hold while he tries the sushi.

5. Which word best describes how Gia feels about eating raw fish and eel?

a. calm

b. peckish

c. listless

d. stimulated

Answers:       1.b, 2.c, 3.b, 4.a, 5.d

By Joe Serrani