Early reports were no 'Fluke'

Published on December 10, 2007

"Not yet," Fluke said.

And so it came to pass, as wrathful time wreaks its vengeance on mortal men, and especially Casanovas, that Fluke now tells the news media (since this is "news") that he and Bo no longer live together.

In fact, he said, they haven't cohabited for two years!

Fluke also stressed that, in all that time, he's never cheated on Bo.

And the Lord looked down upon His Creation and saw that all was good, in a way.