Posh discovers she's married to God

Published on November 5, 2007

On the other hand, she's married to The World's Greatest Man.

Yes, AskMen.com has put David Beckham at the top of its list of Top Men for 2007. The football changeling replaces George Clooney as the sultan of studs (Clooney having dropped seven places this year for some reason).

Ask the men at AskMen.com what the former England captain had to say about this - what is it, anyway - an honour?

"I am honoured to be recognised once again by the community. I would like to thank everyone for their support," Beckham told the website, raising another question: What "community" - the community of men?

So, yeah, Posh has one hot dude for a hubby. But it has to be said that another major reason why so many women (and, yes, men) are verdantly envious of her is because the guy earns a fortune every time he exhales.

Forbes magazine has declared David the planet's ninth-richest sportsman, his annual income of US$33 million (call it Bt1.2 billion) leaving him well behind some baseball sluggers but well off enough to buy a Bt14-million Porsche for Victoria without flinching.

It was waiting for her recently at Los Angeles airport when she came back from London Fashion Week to watch David warm up the bench some more for the LA Galaxy.